I hate how much I love being a hypocrit :)

• I have a cold cold heart when it comes to business but when it comes to friends its warm fuzzy and caring
• I'm super smart when it comes to logic and math but am soo dumb when it comes to history and common knowledge :)
• I HATE fake people, but catch myself smiling out of uncomfortablness (is that a word?)
• I'm a sarcastic Bitch but I really want women to get along - Girl Power?
• I want to be Happy & Content AND Ambitious...is that possible?
• I will not, under no circumstance, judge you when I meet you (I will not be THAT person) but when it comes to family I can't help but do it